For Notre Dame Football fans, the wait for the start of the 2013 football season is just 98 days away. So, after much debate, prayer, fasting, and hallucinogens, I have decided to breakout the COUNTDOWN MACHINE OF TERROR on Subway Domer. Obviously, this is not an original thought. Perhaps even more obvious, is that your […]

For those of you who like X's and O's, the folks over at Spread Football were kind enough to post notes from the 2013 Notre Dame Coaches Clinic on their site. The notes are very informative and fun to read during the football-starved offseason. While there are a number of interesting tidbits from this year's clinic notes, […]

Welcome back to the 'Wu Am I?' series on Subway Domer. This is where we cut the shit and peel back the curtain to see who will be the 36 players of impact for Notre Dame football in 2013. Depth charts are a thing of the past, and they are especially inaccurate with Notre Dame […]

God bless the offseason? Why? Well, the offseason gives us alumni luncheons and other events where coaches get to bloviate. prognosticate, and basically shit talk for an hour, while (especially in Brady Hoke's case) stuff their fat fucking mouth with as much free food as possible.  For example, I give you Brady Hoke: Hoke says […]

There has been a tidal wave of articles, posts, tweets, message board chatter, and comments ever since the news was released that Notre Dame was looking as possibly renovating Notre Dame Stadium along with presenting the above image. I'm just gonna leave this right here. news.nd.edu/news/39703-not…See you Monday everyone! — oak (@oaknd1)

In a very expected move, regardless of timing, Quenton Nelson committed to the University of Notre Dame. Nelson is a high 4 star offensive tackle from New Jersey and has received high praise recently for his performance at some camps. To put it plainly, this is a mean, tough, asskicking lineman. He wants to destroy […]

Last season, Everett Golson settled into the quarterback spot as the clear-cut starter, especially towards the end of the season. However, at the beginning of 2012, Tommy Rees was neck-and-neck with Golson to lead the offense. Now that the Blue-Gold spring game is in the books, can Reese find a way to legitimately get back […]

When the Cincinnati Bengals selected Tyler Eifert as the 21st overall pick in the 2013 NFL draft, he became the first of six tight ends taken in the top 100 picks. He also became the second tight end the Bengals have drafted in the first round in recent years, joining 2010 first-rounder Jermaine Gresham. The NFL has […]

The 2013 NFL Draft is over and this unofficially ends the 2012 season. Now we can sit back and "enjoy" about 3 months of baseball. YEAH!!!! Just bash me in the balls with a garden rake and rub dried oregano in my eyes. I'm strong- I CAN TAKE IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!… Or, […]

The Cincinnati Bengals drafted Tyler Eifert with the #21 pick in the first round of the 2013 NFL Draft. Eifert is the first Notre Dame player took in the 2013 draft.  There it is!!!! @

Now that spring football is out of the way and Notre Dame has its new "The Shirt" we can collectively move on to other things- well… kind of. Now, before you start throwing One Foot Down's fantastic "The Shirt" post in my face, please know that this has been in the works for a few […]

Welcome to the anti-preview for the annual Notre Dame Blue-Gold game. It’s been a loud spring but also a quiet one for the Irish. The three transfers (Kiel, Neal, & Ferguson) certainly made a whole lot of noise, but that’s really about it. Sure, there are curiously closer looks at players like Cam McDaniel, Jarrett […]

2013 Notre Dame Returning Starters Offense: 5 Defense: 8 What you see above will be a featured section in nearly every 2013 College Football Preview magazine in America. This information is standard protocol and usually serves as a jumping off point for analysts to start their annual projections. The second stat line should pop out to even the […]