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The Darkness Continues

I’ll have my Headbutts and Groin Kicks out soon. The mourning continues, hence the black background. I feel like Charlie Murphy, and Sparty is Rick James… this sucks.

Gameday… Sparty

Sorry. No headbutts or groin kicks today. After all, this is training camp right? I’m in South Bend and am recovering from the epic battle I had with Sparty himself. Though he was not mortally wounded, I did rip his thumb off of him and he was last seen running down Michigan Street crying about […]

Roster Moves?

Training camp huh. Well from what I remember from training camps , they decide who the starters will be for the season. And unlike the camp they had in August, this one is a full blown ass kicking. Full pads, full contact. This may be the most important week for the Irish this year. Here […]

New Offensive Line Commits

Rakes of Mallow put out an AD for new players and it worked. My underground recruiting network unveiled 5 new commits. Right Tackle Right Guard Center Left Guard Left Tackle And now an interview with new Left Tackle commit; Chewbacca. Subway Domer: So Chewy, may I call you that? Chewbacca: Auurrggh SD: Thanks. Chewy, why […]

ESPN Sounds Surprisingly Sad

I have not listened to what Mark “Mary Kay” May has said about the Irish. Nor do I want to. Actually I am sick of the coverage nationally of a season in despair. But that is what comes with being the most premier name in all of College Football. Ratings. With that said I did […]

The Darkness

Until further notice, Subway Domer is in mourning. Maybe a 6 win season can make me feel better, or even a positive play for 25 yards. I’m not sure, but this feels an awful lot like a funeral. That’s why it’s black…bitch.

Headbutts And Groin Kicks…Post-Michigan

Only one headbutt goes out this week for the Michigan game; Jimmy Clausen. He took an ass whooping the likes of which would kill mere mortals. I am almost afraid to give one to him though… one more hit and he may end up in the morgue. Keep eating your vitamins, and saying your prayers, […]

From The Mind Of $crot

– I welcome a new member of the Subway Domer team, $crot. He will be providing a weekly commentary of HIS thoughts, dreams, and hopes for the Football team. Here is his first excerpt which was e-mailed to me today… – From the mind of ScrotSeptember 17, 2007Before the season I thought that this team […]

Phrase Of The Day

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Disturbing Case

This was sent to me just a few moments ago. >> >>Columbus, OH (AP) – A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when hechallenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the […]

Pregame Headbutts And Groin Kicks… Skunkbear Edition

Here are our headbutts and groin kicks for those stupid Skunkbears. Remember always, MICHIGAN SUCKS! Headbutts John Sullivan, Dan Wenger, Mike Turkovich, Paul Duncan, and Sam Young. Seriously take this headbutt and and do something with it. Your play will probably determine the outcome of the game. Armando Allen. Time to really breakout. John Carlson. […]

Skunkbear Week… Feel Free To Be 14 Again

Here are a few of the many images of the suckiness of Michigan. Feel free to use at your own pleasure. Send them to a Skunkbear, a neighbor, or just some random douche. Remember, it IS Meatckicken week…and they fucking suck! More this week!

Clausen VS. Mallett

VS. Michigan announced today that Chad Henne would not play Saturday versus Notre Dame. Henne listed as week-to-week after injury against OregonAssociated PressUpdated: September 10, 2007, 2:21 PM ET ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Injured Michigan quarterback Chad Henne will not play against Notre Dame.Wolverines coach Lloyd Carr did not provide a timetable for Henne’s return, […]

Post-Game Notes…Penn State

Jimmy Clausen made his first career start Saturday at Penn State. – Well, at least it is Michigan week. I can not believe I can say that, but after Oregon’s ass-kicking of the Skunkbears and our own beatdown at the hands of Penn State, ND and Meatchicken will face off with both teams being 0-2. […]

Gameday Headbutts and Groin Kicks

Subway Domer and the dogs are a little woozy today. I haven’t had time to put out a game preview today. Plus, my head is throbbing from all the headbutts thrown my dogs way this week. I will provide a a new feature to the site. Pre-Game Headbutts and Post-Game Headbutts as well as Pre-Game […]

An Interview With A No-Name

A white out in September? Sounds fishy. I recently typed up an interview for J.B. of the Penn State blog There is No Name On My Jersey. (Long name). Here it is for what it is worth… What do you feel are PSU strengths and weaknesses? Penn State’s strength’s are as obvious as the uncertainty […]

My Deepest Apologies To Mike Frank

Dear Mike Frank, After my subscription to Irish Eyes was ended this summer I did some debating on my next move. You see, I wasn’t too keen on the idea of MySpace.com buying Scout.com out and I started lurking over at Irish Illustrated. I was wowed by that evil temptress Ashley Carter and her evil […]

Clausen To Start

Fresh off the AP SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Notre Dame freshman Jimmy Clausen will start at quarterback Saturday against Penn State after entering the opener as the third-stringer following offseason arm surgery.Coach Charlie Weis, whose team is coming off a 33-3 loss at home to Georgia Tech, did not immediately elaborate Tuesday on the reason […]

Post-Game Rant… Days Later

I have tried to write a post for the Georgia Tech game since Sunday night. It just isn’t working. This must be how Weis must have felt ( at least a little) on Saturday. Nothing I am typing down is really flowing or has any real rhythm to its reason. Frustrated, I am going to […]

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