I am starting this feature despite many, many “delays.” I promise it will be much better next week. Here are a few of the haikus sent in this week.
@TheSubwayDomer Sloppy play last week Golson needs to step it up Random crab leg joke
— Mike (@KyNDfan) October 15, 2014
@TheSubwayDomer Marooned five sent home Winston does what he pleases Hi standards pay off
— Mike (@KyNDfan) October 15, 2014
@TheSubwayDomer Choo, Choo murder train Jaylon Smith, the predator Destroyer of Worlds
— John Martell (@LifeistheLeague) October 15, 2014
@TheSubwayDomer Jameis Stole Crab Legs; Jameis sold his autograph; Jimbo plays ostrich
— Alec Galloway (@ATGIII) October 15, 2014
@TheSubwayDomer Jameis has issues; Florida State Fucked up too; Jameis will face Irish
— Alec Galloway (@ATGIII) October 15, 2014
I promise this will be much better next week. Send in yours to help me out.
