Notre Dame fans are a passionate bunch. With that passion, there are obviously some very high HIGHS, but that also means there are some very LOW lows. This makes for a group of fans that are in need of as much therapy and “happy pills” as any group in the country.
There is another way to deal with the turbulent lows that follows a Notre Dame Football loss, and I tweeted about it the other night:
Anyone else ever sit in a dark room with a glass of scotch and listen to sad love songs after a Notre Dame loss? Asking for a friend.
— The Subway Domer (@TheSubwayDomer) August 11, 2014
Just like with a bad breakup or losing a job or your dog dying; booze and tunes can help you with the pain. So, with that in mind, I offer you this chart of misery to help you heal. There is a way to deal with every possible loss this season for the Irish. 12 games with 12 different booze and tunes combos. Just go to that dark room, crack that bottle open, and put the song on repeat until your wife or kid or neighbor find you passed out on the ground clinging to your Lou Holtz pillow pet.
| OPPONENT | BOOZE | MOOD | MUSIC |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rice | Wild Turkey | You don't deserve anything good. The end is coming. REPENT | |
| Michigan | Midori | a loss like this is as stupid as drinking Midori on the rocks. Suffer. | |
| Purdue | Indiana Whiskey | A loss to Purdue in Indy with swanky unis calls for an Indiana wake. | |
| Syracuse | Triple Sec & Vodka | The whole fucking world is burning. Kamikaze time. | |
| Stanford | Canadian Club | This is hard. Really damn hard. | |
| North Carolina | Moonshine (the real shit) | Why god? | |
| Florida State | Bombay Saphire | It could be worse. Kind of saw this coming. | |
| Navy | Peach Schnapps | Awfulness. Supreme AWFULNESS | |
| Arizona St. | Cuervo Gold | TODD GRAHAM IS THE DEVIL | |
| Northwestern | Belvedere | WHERE IS SPARTY WHEN YOU NEED HIM | |
| Louisville | Makers Mark | What in the fuck is happening? | |
| Southern Cal | Jameson | It's all over. |
