Notre Dame football has a lot of shitload of fans. It's amazing really- especially when you factor into the last 25 years of Notre Dame football fail. That's like, a couple of generations. Still, without looking at any stats, Notre Dame is in the top 5 in the country as far as the sheer number of fans for the football team. Show me a stat that says otherwise and I'll call that stat a god damn liar.
It's amazing. For a school that has an undergrad enrollment of under 9,000 students (compared to a school like Ohio State that is well over 50,000) Notre Dame floods the market. Maybe one of the reasons is because of its Catholic roots? If Catholics do one thing really, really well, it's the science that they breed well.
What is also true is that Notre Dame has a MEGATON of just truly awful fans. If you're reading this, there is a decent chance that you aren't one of them. Well… anymore. Maybe you were awful at one time, but you changed your ways, right? Right.
At any rate, I wanted to share something with all of you so that you can monitor the hellish fans of Notre Dame that are most certainly going to hell. It comes from EDSBS's Home Run Jack (better known as @celebrityhottub on Twitter and the rest of this internet blackhole). You SHOULD HAVE already read this 5 part series last week, but in case you missed it, I shall give it to you right now. (No judgment)
The 5 Fans You Meet In Hell
Part 1.
Part 2.
Part 3.
Part 4.
Part 5.
I'm not saying any of you are in any of these categories right now… but I'm just saying LOOK OUT. REPENT AND FIND YOUR CENTER.
The season is at hand.
