Twittermania: A Month Of #NDFB Tweets

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Welcome to a special edition of Twittermania. Friends, your Emperor has been somewhat of an absentee landlord this past month. Oh, I suppose I could give you a long list of reasons why, but I'm the Warlord in this relationship- so fuck off.

The race continues. Who will be crowned as the next champion? This battle of wits will go on until the week after national signing day. You can check out the full standings HERE

For those in need of immediate satisfaction, here is your leaderboard:
 

@oaknd1 21
@tricerapops 20
@A5thDown 15
@HLS_NDtex 12
@phillykelly 10
@celbrityhottub 10

ON TO THE SHITLOAD OF TWEETS…


TWITTERMANIA: A Month Of #NDFB Tweets

The best tweets to come across the @TheSubwayDomer Twitter timeline. I got lazy for a month. Enjoy…

Storified by The Subway Domer · Wed, Dec 19 2012 20:11:06

Just tweetin’ up, like bros do. @Golden_Sprout meets @tricerapops http://pic.twitter.com/ur11zyOxNina
Brent Musberger and the Hamburglar have never been in the same place. Coincidence?Rachel Bachman
I have a raging lady boner watching this man to man. Good thing there’s an empty seat in front of me.Nina
Louis Nix straight up slung Silas Redd over his shoulder. Surprised that Nix didn’t finish him with a chair. #NotreDameRachel Terlep
Theo Riddick really wants to win this game. I dig that.oak
UNDEFEATED http://pic.twitter.com/IBdKnYjuDino DeMilio
USC was the tenth Irish opponent held at least 10 points below its scoring average, and the seventh held at least 15 points below average.Brian Fremeau
I don’t have a Heisman vote, for numerous reasons. If I did, it’d be for Manti Te’o.Adam Jacobi
ALL ERRANDS IN A NOTRE DAME TSHIRTJesse
@oaknd1 by the way, I have a wife and 2 kids. I know exactly what it’s like to never make anyone happy.Matt Q.
@iChocolate9 at the silent night silent auction http://pic.twitter.com/R0pRf5KjKendall Moore
For me (Ty), this @TheSubwayDomer link contains the header graphic of 2012. Equal parts snark, frustration and hope. http://bit.ly/x5EiJRThe Solid Verbal
Just thought you all should know… 54% of #NotreDame’s receiving touchdowns in 2012 came from Fort Wayne, IN. #Fortdubs #representKnute School
Yo its an ND Christmas up in this bitch http://pic.twitter.com/jhIBUPdeGreatShaneND
Right now Lane Kiffin is planning to fake his own death at the Sun Belt, flee to Juarez and take over the Zeta Drug Cartel.Rick Muscles
@okerland No kidding: Sub has 100x the talent of Clay. @HLS_NDtex @TheSubwayDomerMatt Q.
Remember back in August when 6 and 6 seemed plausible or likely?Now we’re worried our LINEBACKER may not win the Heisman.I’ll take it.oak
Picture of me and the wife tonight with @CoachBrianKelly http://img.ly/qt5UJVH
Consistency Rules Everything Around MeC.R.E.A.MYou better studyScholars, scholars all y’allRappin’ BK
Just imagined Spurrier, at SEC Spring Meetings, poking Bielema w/ a stick yelling, "Call the Hawgs, Fatty!"Rick Muscles
Weird that none of these schools are making offers to Brian Kelly. Shows you how irrelevant Notre Dame has become.sir broosk
Just looked at the lady in front of me, who was looking at me & said "I’m trying to get a liquor drank"Michael Felder
O Holy Night sung by Nat King Cole always makes me ready to go hit some fools on a football field. …That’s wrong, right?Matt Q.
@A5thDown "O Red and White, your quarterback’s not smiling; it is the night when ND rules the earth…" [I got permission from Upstairs]First Down Moses
Fair and balanced, even in our GIF coverage of ND/Bama: http://sbn.to/TMPXteedsbs
Te’o now arguably best CFB player ever. But you go ahead and leave off your Heisman ballot, you clever person, you.Matt Q.
"Wait, I’m who now?!" – @NDHardin http://pic.twitter.com/QR3vyByTNDtex
MANTI MAXWELL HOUSE ™Jesse
Kindness. Passion. Love for others. All HUGE parts to why @MTeo_5 is the most decorated NotreDame FB player ever! http://pic.twitter.com/2w9dgPQWNotreDameRoom
@TheSubwayDomer I know you don’t need my help to troll anyone but you should do a troll post comparing te’o to great historical figures.oak
@TheSubwayDomer “is Manti te’o more significant than the Beatles?”oak
@oaknd1 "will Manti Te’o be his generation’s Steve Jobs?" @TheSubwayDomerMatt Q.
@TheSubwayDomer @a5thdown can Manti te’o end the war on Christmas?oak
@NDatRivals @oaknd1 Let the record show that I stopped being productive in terms of work following this .. http://pic.twitter.com/aKPDRnX2Michael Bertsch
BREAKING: Manti Te’o was just awarded Reggie Bush’s vacated Heisman Trophy and the next three seasons of Survivor.Grant Edgell
@InTheBleachers Thanks for pointing out that Bama’s rushing attack will have it tougher vs. ND than UGA. People don’t want to believe this.Ty Hildenbrandt
@TheSubwayDomer Only the best can ride the SD!Molly
At whataburger they took 15 min for my food.The lady offers me a free apple pie I said nah man compliance n drove off she was so confused hatony jefferson
Faces of Meth ad is disturbing but nowhere near Faces of Hate. WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES. #EmbracetheHATE #NDFB http://pic.twitter.com/cQxoXX3zKnute School
YES RT @TonyHernandez: There are no words to express my love for this… http://pic.twitter.com/7g3ALijITy Hildenbrandt
Everyone knows Manti isn’t winning tonight, right? And that doesn’t make him any less awesome, it just further invalidates a silly trophy.Chris W.
I have multiple mugshots…. CAN I GET A HEISMAN?!The Subway Domer
@BeerControl I THINK ROOTING FOR ND WOULD BE LIKE ROOTING FOR COMMUNISM. "I’M TELLIN’ YOU THIS WILL BE BETTER!" ENDS UP WORSE.THE KEY PLAY
@TheSubwayDomer SD Miami attire!!! http://pic.twitter.com/6wSJlPuUphilly kelly
@oaknd1 OH. MY. TRAMPSTAMPRECHAUN.Sprout
@TheSubwayDomer feel free to tell her that this is your seat: http://twitpic.com/blvt3foak
@thesubwaydomer only if you employ the camel case to full effect: "lighT Years away"Garrett Kuk
Cadillacs vs CorollasJesse
People are going to flip when they see Saban tweet a picture of his sports bra with "How about these Domers?" across the front.Jesse
This is only part of my mentions column in response to one @Brucealeg tweet. I’ve said nothing. Seriosuly, lol http://pic.twitter.com/MjGNfGzPNDtex
They just trashed ND for 29 minutes and 30 seconds on PTI.Brian Smith
1 day, @TheSubwayDomer and I will break bread. He will share stories featuring Russian Vodka and Russians and I will believe him entirely.Matt Q.
HAHAHAHA NOTRE DAME IS GOING TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! #stillgiddyJordan Gamble
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