The Anti-Preview: Miami. October 6, 2012

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Welcome to the Antipreview on Subway Domer. Yes, your Pharaoh is still alive despite a noticeable lack of shine these past few weeks. The bye week and a family vacation to North Carolina will do that (especially when you have to explain to your sister-in-law what "bukkake" is- she lives a sheltered life). Just feel lucky that I'm even doing this after a decent amount of PBR, and I say that with all due respect. The 2 minute drill version of the AP is coming at ya…


Really, I'm not impressed. If a team is blown the fuck out 52-13 you lose a lot of respect. Yeah, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH… Snyder just fucking owned you. The best thing you have going for you is the single greatest music video ever performed by a college football team.

What Should You Be Drinking?

The Chicago

2 oz brandy
1 dash bitters
1/4 tsp triple sec

Rub the rim of an old-fashioned glass with lemon and dip in powdered sugar. Pour the brandy, bitters and triple sec into a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ice. Stir well. Pour into the prepared glass, and serve.
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What Should You Be Eating? 

Italian Chicago Beef

Here's some random fella to tell you how:

Irish Stew

We can never forget what kind of fun started inside Soldier Field in 1994 when the Irish last played on Soldier Field. There were predictions, and stuff
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Offensive MVP

Tommy Rees. Somehow and someway, Tommy Rees will be on the field kicking ass. He's the new "Moxon" and every time I see him run onto the field, I have Foo Fighters playing in my mind. This kind of analysis deserves a…

Defensive MVP

Stephon Tuitt. I can't say it enough, that Tuitt reminds me of a Grizzly Bear. This is his territory. This is what will happen when Morris invades his space. TAKE THAT SHIT BACK TO SOUTH BEACH SON!…

Something Else To Watch For

Just how many fans will Miami have in Chicago, when they have about 20 fans show up to their home games? I'm guessing, 8. 
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At The End Of The Night

Irish fans have a lot of confidence in this Notre Dame defense- and for good reason. Three touchdowns have been scored on the Irish and none of them have been a rushing TD. Stout is not the right word. Suffocating and vicious is a much better way to describe it. The offense will look a little more in step as they should be able to really run right at Miami and keep things physical and controlled. That is something Miami just can't handle. IRISH WIN 31-10
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