According to sources close to Subway Domer that are close to Yahoo Sports, Notre Dame linebacker, Carlo Calabrese is under investigation by the NCAA for accepting improper benefits.
From the intel that has been gathered, it is being labeled as the “Carlo Calabrese Cake Conspiracy” or “C4” for short. This is the story that Charles Robinson has declared a “bomb” and was going to drop I on the college football world this summer.
Eyewitness reports say Calabrese walked into the bakery of known underworld crime lord, The Cake Boss. Calabrese was a 240 pound linebacker as he walked in, and exited a 285 pound defensive lineman several hours later. Those same eyewitnesses also said that Calabrese had cake icing crusted all over his lips and appeared to have a sugar high.
Those cakes have a street value of well over $20,000.00, if the amount of cake eaten was on the bottom end of the estimated amount (about 27 pounds).
No response has come from Notre Dame about the charges.
